Cakeist Heresy Against Pancakes!

In the world of cakes, slandering the pancake, the father of all cakes is the greatest sin you could have committed, frisbeesANDFlipFlops! Be warned, you may end up joining those pie-eaters in their pancakeless hell from which there is no escape. Repent your evil heresy and I will make you a nice fluffy stack of pancakes with your choice of topping :).