Cakeist Heresy Against Pancakes! -

In the world of cakes, slandering the pancake, the father of all cakes is the greatest sin you could have committed, frisbeesANDFlipFlops! Be warned, you may end up joining those pie-eaters in their pancakeless hell from which there is no escape. Repent your evil heresy and I will make you a nice fluffy stack of pancakes with your choice of topping :).

This is a great video about the evils of pie.